Hey Mr. .cockroach.... let us have a deal?

I am just pissed off man ….no man..i mean I am just pissed off Mr. .cockroach .You and your brothers has made my life inferno, who asked you to pop out and sit near my dinner plate. 

Didn't your parents teach you ethics, that it is rude to be at someone home without any invitation...I am a bozo , how does these animals learns etiquette's and when it comes to behavior, you cockroaches are worst case. In case you say that we humans are animals too. Then, Indeed we humans are animal too but of social kind according to Aristotle.

Mr. Cockroach, do you know who Aristotle is? He was a great reformer and preacher .Anyway what your reformers talks to you…. to sit on someone bed, to eat someone food without permission or to live in someone’s house without paying?  I pay 7000 bucks for this dorm but you and your whole clan resides here without investing a single penny. Quite unfair.

Before your arrival in my world, I used to walk on clouds but since the day you enters my doorsteps, every single stuff across my room seems to be nasty. You walk around room’s periphery like vandals doing all vandalism acts from bed, to kitchen, to wash room to my study table. If you are literate, then you will never run on my study table because a quote is written on the wall adjacent to it. And what about running on walls, are you guys Eminem or EmmaWatson, so that you are decorating room walls.

Last week , I emptied two bottles of “Hit” over your clan but you were so stubborn that even Hit didn't make any impact over you. This is not bizarre; Hit is a cockroach killing spray not a deodorant like Axe or Set Wet.

one day, your white colored  cousin sister came out of my college bag in college and my friends kid me by saying that look at Saurabh girlfriend ,she is so white!  How can I say them that this skinny white cockroach is not my girlfriend, even no one does? Are your female’s nymph? What is their productive rate 100 or 1000, a week or a month?

Your population is   still same or even there is a hike in their numbers .If all goes well then you will leave china and India population far behind.

At this juncture of life, I am just hapless .My every single attempt to get you out of this room turns futile. You guys are just hot button to press. Be candid and tell me, what price I have to pay so that you and your brotherhood ditch my dorm. What are you waiting for? A supper plate…. Please go and have a discussion with your sept about particular day, when I am totally free from your lousy faces. Result should must be in my favor; if not then I will locked the room and set it on fire and miniatures will do nothing in front of six foot giant (me)

 Krb Saurabh)

P.S: never try to look at my laptop screen, while I am checking my girl snaps or  even ask your cousin sister to maintain distance from me. Otherwise I will assault you and throw your head and headless body in two different directions..Got it…

Indeed